I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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