When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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