Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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