Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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