u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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