i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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