GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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