Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?

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(512): View more from Texas

I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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(512): View more from Texas

he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.

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(863): View more from Florida

If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

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(914): View more from New York

Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..

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(248): View more from Michigan

you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits

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(817): View more from Texas

Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising

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