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• (810): View more from Michigan

  nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy

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• (562): View more from California

  he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?

  (217): View more from Illinois

  I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.

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• (831): View more from California

  Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance

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• (408): View more from California

  Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Sorry for trying to baptize you last night

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  You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!

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