Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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