I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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