That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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