wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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