For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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