capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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