Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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