So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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