your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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