I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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