roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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