awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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