I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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