I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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