doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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