therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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