I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
