She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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