he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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