It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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