does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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