Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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