i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My pussy is not your playground.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have fence marks all over my body
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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