Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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