super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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