In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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