i just google imaged poop.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
