You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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