K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
we made out on top of his cat.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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