we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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