the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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