guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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