You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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