she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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