Don't make out with my wife yet
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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