Where did you get a picture of my penis
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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