the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
