no. you can't hotbox the world.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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