Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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