Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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