"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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