There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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