yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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