it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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