If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He did a backflip because drugs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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