MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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