i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't deserve a penis
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
