His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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