There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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